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pussylipgloss:

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days

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classypeakebay:

so much love for leeshy <3

classypeakebay:

so much love for leeshy <3

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diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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bonus:

you can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

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shorttermwhat:

that rare time a magazine featured an Indigenous woman on the cover without reverting to cultural stereotypes…

shorttermwhat:

that rare time a magazine featured an Indigenous woman on the cover without reverting to cultural stereotypes…

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ajnerdess:

quietoutspoken:

lexandrochka-10:

The last day of Harry Potter.

MY HEART.

Saddest point in film history ever

THE LOVE THOUGH

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starseed-infinite:

sometimes I think the only way to calm down is to stare up at the stars. It helps to remind you of where your place is in the universe.

starseed-infinite:

sometimes I think the only way to calm down is to stare up at the stars. It helps to remind you of where your place is in the universe.

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inappropriatedongers:

my friend and i saw that the person before us got $0.27 worth of gas??? this raises so many questions. where were they going? why did they feel the need to get such a small amount of gas?? didnt they use more gas going to the gas station than they got??? were they ok???? why???????

inappropriatedongers:

my friend and i saw that the person before us got $0.27 worth of gas??? this raises so many questions. where were they going? why did they feel the need to get such a small amount of gas?? didnt they use more gas going to the gas station than they got??? were they ok???? why???????

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thahalfrican:

All these laxatives… And you still ain’t shit.image

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direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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